Re: Erratum

Subj:  re: erratum
Date:  95-06-07 11:24:08 EDT
From:  JGetz

FROM: HAACK'S COMEDY ZAIBATSU
a division of Sony Corporation:

A recent comedy posting "CLINTON RESIGNS!" unfortunately referred to Clinton
as a Harvard man, when he in fact went to Yale. Haack's Comedy Zaibatsu and
Mr. Getz deeply regret this error, and will make sure that the entire
fact-checking department is beaten on the soles of their feet with lead
pipes, after which they will be forced to watch reruns of "Paper Chase" until
their eyes bleed. While acknowledging no legal responsibility, we nonetheless
offer our most sincere apologies for any inconvenience this inaccuracy may
have caused.