Sony Boy

Subj:  Sony boy
Date:  95-06-07 11:28:06 EDT
From:  JGetz

Executives at Sony would also wish to deny any responsibility for the
infamous "Walkman" experiments in Manchuko, sorry, Manchuria. Nonetheless, in
the interests of peace and international understanding, we offer our full and
unconditional apology to everyone within the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity
Sphere for not winning the second world war.