Call it Conspiracy 5

Subj:  CONSPIRACY V
Date:  96-02-10 13:15:29 EDT
From:  JGetz          

GILBERT GOTTFRIED: (screaming) I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING--MORE? HE’S GOT
THE NERVE TO POST MORE STUFF? AND THAT’S IT, BUT I WOULDN’T SAY “NERVE” HE
HASN’T GOT A NERVE WORKING, NOT A BRAIN IN HIS HEAD, NOT ONE, THEY SHOULD PUT
HIM IN A JAR WITH FORMALDEHYDE, BUT DON’T BLAME ME! I TRIED TO TELL HIM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ALREADY YOU HAD A GOOD ENDING, DROP IT. COMEDY IS ABOUT
RESTRAINT, RESTRAINT, RESTRAINT--THE THREE Rs OF COMEDY--IT’S ABOUT WHAT YOU
DON’T SAY--IT’S ABOUT KNOWING WHEN TO STOP, FORGET THIS OVER-THE-TOP THING,
YOU CAN TAKE A GOOD THING AND KILL IT BUT NO, HE HAS TO BE MISTER BIGSHOT, HE
HAS TO BE MISTER CLEVER, PEOPLE JUST GET TIRED OF IT, THEY DON’T TELL YOU TO
YOUR FACE BUT THAT’S WHY THEY’RE THINKING OH GOD IT’S HIM AGAIN, MOTORMOUTH,
AND LOOK THE OTHER WAY AT RESTAURANTS YOU THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE YOU WAVING
YOUR ARMS LIKE SOME KIND OF MORON THE OTHER DAY, SO FORGET ABOUT IT, DO NOT
TRY TO TALK TO ME IN PUBLIC, AGAIN, EVER, AND I AM NOT GIVING YOU RHONDA’S
PHONE NUMBER, NO WAY.

>tbc<